The easy (and cheap) way to build a time machine

How to Build a Time Machine With Your Mental Powers

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By rjgrant
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A whimsical approach to a build it yourself time machine for your own pleasure

Difficulty: Challenging
Instructions
Things You'll Need:
Lots of faith
Mental powers

Step
1
While thinking about the time machine which you plan on building in the future, believe that this project can and will be done.

Step
2
Summon using mental force and a verbal command to call the time machine from the future and send it to the past. This time machine, when it arrives to the designated destination will be called the old time machine. In addition to sending back the time machine also have send back the instructions on how to build it. These will then be called the old instructions. Place a post-it note on these instructions with the word "old".

Step
3
Bring the old instructions to a drafter. Have him make a copy, not by a photocopy but by creating a new drawing with velum and ink. This will then be known as the new instructions. Label this with a Post-it with the word "new".

Step
4
Bring the old instructions to a manufacturer in order to build the time machine. The machine which the manufacturer builds will be known as the new time machine.

Step
5
If the cost of building the time machine is a problem, use the old time machine in order to see the future and purchase lottery tickets. With your winnings, you can pay the manufacturer.

Step
6
Remove the "new" label from the new instructions and place into the new time machine. Send both the new time machine and the new instructions back into the past to the location and time from which it was summoned.

Step
7
Use the old time machine for your own pleasure. And buy more lottery tickets.